These things are amazing.

I will never get sick of Ode to thee, Tobacco Leaf.

I need a fucking zippo.

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EVEN GET WIND WHEN YOU'RE IN A BOWL?

Don't answer that.

[ There's a few smudges, like he started to write something then scratched it out. ]

Okay, fuck it, this is gonna sound weird, but I'm just gonna come out and ask. Did anyone see me at the Marketplace today? If so, what was I doing?

Thank God, it's the weekend.

[[ ooc: In Eyepatch's recent log with Handmaiden, Ghost Jr possessed Eyepatch briefly ( Read more... )

OH DEAR GOD, THERE'S GLITTER, AND THIEVES, AND APPLES, AND

eh, fuck it

I'm off work, I'm bored, and I need a distraction so I don't empty out my last goddamn pack within the next hour. There's a game downstairs involving FLYING BALLS. You heard that right, folks.

Who's all coming with me?

Yeah, about those loud sounds from the public kitchens? Everything's totally under control. No problems over here.

But if you were planning on using them today, you might wanna wait awhile.

Everything's fine. Really.

[Added in later:] Calling someone from Housekeeping or Maintenance.

We're keeping it. Of course, we're keeping it. I knew this would happen. Don't ask Zombie if he likes it, because obviously he doesn't, and that's why the little shit machine is running around our house now, goddammit, why.

Christ. Where do they even sell dog food here?

As a side note. THANKS FOR THE CAMERA, DICKFACE.

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( Cut to spare your flist big-font!cursing )

Hey, uh. Yeah.

Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm or anything, O' Secret Admirer. But there really is an easier better way of getting me out of my pants. And what's with all this other stuff? Do I really gotta do all that shit? That's too much work ( Read more... )

Good evening dwellers of the tree. I come in peace. Mostly. I don't give a shit about your leader.

What I do give a shit about comes in high definition. Me and Me found a couple busted up T.V.s in the Scavengers' Yard (for the record: it was monster-free. I KNEW IT), and there's gotta be enough parts in each of them to get one working, right? ( Read more... )